One look at me and you know I'm the hottie you constantly fantasized about.  I know that you went right home after school to jerk yourself off just remembering how I "accidentally" rubbed up against you in the hallway.  I'm the girl you always wanted to date, and fuck, but were afraid to ask.  As well, you should have been afraid.  Unless you were a star athlete or had some other "quality" that would put you in my category, I would have probably just laughed in your face.  I'm sexy and I know it.  I know what I like and I know how to get it. 

Now here's the part you would never expect:  You can have me!  You just have to pay the price first and that is dressing up like a chick for me and making an ass of yourself.  You see, I need to know that you really, really want me.  That you'll do anything to have me.  If I say jump you should ask how high and in which pair of 4" heels.